My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.



(Source: light-)



nxptune:

when i’m watching an action movie and all i can think about is who’s going to pay for all these damaged buildings and stuff. or when im watching TV and the characters seem to never take off their shoes when walking into someones home.



nxptune:


Gurl, Imma have to call you back.

ME
ME
ME